Like An E Ride Ticket

 

I have this friend

She’s very forward

You don’t miss her when she enters the room

Physically or otherwise

 

Anyway

She’s been on this romantic journey

With a beau that she knows-

And it has more ups and downs

Than Space Mountain at Disneyworld

 

I mean I’ve never seen two people

Who charge at each other at 100 mph

Run the passion up to 1000%-

And then reverse direction at light speed

Like a meteor passing in the night

 

I mean these guys need seatbelts

Just to stay in bed together

And apparently that’s an understatement too-

But I digress

 

So I’ve been called upon

To offer the some shreds of sanity-

Some choice

But hey I’m qualified

 

So what do you say?

There’s on

And there’s off

Blinding light

And darkness like deep space

 

My advice

Have fun

Make it a circle

Widen the curves

The arc of the meteor will be constant

Once the path is trued.

 

And then 100 mph at 1000%

Is one helluva E Ticket ride