Driving School

 

 

Finally got the middle one

To focus on driving

And to go out

And get his driver’s license

 

Spent some time practicing

It’s parallel parking these days

Three point turn in my day

Both are useful talents

 

So we went to the driver's center

Not the State Police barracks anymore

Now it’s just a shopping mall

Something less intimidating about that

 

Anyway Mike pops up

And runs Cam through his paces

Lights on, lights off

Brakes, wipers, high beams

 

Then he instructs his latest charge

To utter these three words-

“Dad get out.”

And off they go

 

Returning in about 5 minutes

The test was over

Another newly minted driver was on the road

Ready to terrorize residents all over the Commonwealth

 

His last comment to Cam-

I’m giving you the privilege of driving

Your father can revoke it at any time

I liked Mike’s thinking

 

On his way out to his next run

I caught Mike at the door

We chatted it up for moment

 

I asked if he thought his job would make a reality show

I told him I guessed he had some great stories

He looked at me for a moment

Took a beat

 

And then said

Yeah, I’ve got some stories,

I’ve been in four accidents so far-

And I’ve only had the job nine months.

 

I’m assuming you don’t pass

If you crash.