For the Guys
So I’ve had the discussion
A number of times
With ladies I know
And those I desire
They tell me the same thing
It’s a bit of surprise
But guys what they want
Is for us to “smell like soap”
Yes it is true,
I have it as fact
The ladies prefer
Irish Spring and tact.
“Oh so sexy that smell”
I can’t hold back,
It is soap my good friends
That leads to the sack
So take my advice and wash before dates
And you will find
A treasure of mates.